“Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive” – Sir Walter Scott
Funny thing about webs--they have a beginning and they have an end. Regardless of how much of a mess they may appear, with enough patience one can always follow each thread back to its beginning.
The identity of CrispyBread has been positively confirmed.
And the winner is ..... Gary Fontaine!
Many a mystery is solved through a chance encounter or a chance word when combined with deliberate, methodical thought. That is precisely what leads to the demise of CrispyBread.
TRUTH and I were talking one day, musing over the many machinations of CrispyBread when suddenly I realized that a particular pattern of thought was ringing a bell. These rants about how the ducks are so worried about the few thousand at Kimkins when the real enemy is the government – they sounded so familiar to me. Well, it took very little to confirm that as the battle cry of none other than Gary—lasttime4me—or Mr. Argyle as he is known to some.
Here he is at Low Carb Friends:
You ladies are trying to save a few thousand individuals because they purchased a diet plan online? Why don't you take your energy in suing the government that showed you how to get fat in the first place by eating 8-12 servings of complex carbohydrates each day, adding HFCS to your foods and to eat a low fat diet. This is a bigger scam. Now that would be a lawsuit and you will be able to save generations not just a few thousand ladies from a lady who lied a few times.
This is CrispyBread responding to a post right here on this blog:
All anti-kimkims bloggers should really be concentrating all their anger toward the U.S. Government for publishing a false food pyramid decades ago. They are the real scammers not Kimmer. We believed the government and ate low fat with high carbs and look at where the Nation is now......OVERWEIGHT. Millions of peoples lives have been ruined because of our government. Go help them and not a few hundred others who are Adults and choosing to eat low-carb with Kimmers help. That is their choice not yours.
A similar post by Gary in the kk forums:
Re:NO CARBS 4 Months, 2 Weeks ago
Great job XXXXXX. Keep up the good work!
The government made us all fat by introducing the food pyramid years and years ago. Pretty sad if you ask me. They got it all wrong. You may want to get the a great book called The Protein Power Lifeplan by Dr Eades....it will open your eyes on the low carb way of eating.
Here is more fodder – while not specifically mentioning the food pyramid, the conspiracy theme is apparent:
Re:Gary's Progress Report 10 Months, 2 Weeks ago
I finally made it to TWODERVILLE to day. I have not seen that in years and years. I know now that I can attain my goal if I am doing what I have been doing over the last month.
I really thought I would never be able to attain my goal because my food addiction was so great. I was blaming my self but recently I have been reading how all the food, drug, and diet companies work together to make and keep you fat. The food companies add high fructose corn syrup to so many products and they know the body can not process it easily and it is stored as fat. The diet companies come out with products that promise you to lose weight and lie about the ingredients on the packaging and know that it does not work. In the meantime they know you will buy their next product so they develop a new product under a new company name which won't work either. The drug companies do the same thing - wonder why there is not a miracle pill to supress appetite and help one lose weight. Anyway, I have eliminated high fructose corn syrup from my diet and use natural sweetners instead of the man made one. I shop in an all natural food coop for most of my food. I don't have to spend a lot of time reading labels because there are so few ingredients in the products. I kinda went off the topic of my weight loss overnight. Sorry. I wil stop waffling.......
Have a great day.
Follow up to that last one:
Thanks for your comment. I am reading a book now by Kevin Trudeau who claims to be a secret covert operative for almost 20 years. He supposedly knows from his own experiences how big business and the government try to debunk individulal who promote products that could hurt the profits of giant multinational corportaions. He claims he worked for a company that were creating weight loss products for the consumer and everyone on the board was overweight. He also claims he got the true secret to lose weight from a Dr that came up with it years ago to cure the rich who were getting fat. It will probably be an interesing read when I get a chance to sit down and read it.
The answer for us is Kimkins. But I like to read what is out there.
As a side note: We find his reference to the board members being fat humorous, considering who he works for!
Anyway, once we realized that CrispyBread was likely Gary and NOT Heidi, we set out to prove it one way or another. Thanks to the contributions of Christin and Becky, as well as Tom from LCF, and just plain old hard work, we have been able to prove beyond any doubt that CrispyBread is in fact Gary Fontaine.
Rest assured that all information which was used to determine this fact as well as all specifics pertaining to the horrendous and libelous website he was directing us to has been forwarded to the proper authorities.
Gary, there are no words to describe the sense of satisfaction that we derive in knowing you will be held accountable for your participation in this fraud being perpetrated by Heidi Diaz.
You lie down with dogs, you get bit by fleas.